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StillInTheNavy: Hey ump, looks like Joel Peralta’s got some pine tar on his glove. Mebbe you should check that out. |
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Maddon12: pussy move, davey
pussy moooooove |
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StillInTheNavy: what |
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Maddon12: only pussies would point that out. real men don’t care how much pine tar is on gloves. why don’t you go have a light beer and get your man-card revoked, pussy |
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Maddon12: I bet you can’t even drink dr. pepper 10 |
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StillInTheNavy: I can so!!!! Read the rulebook! |
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Maddon12: insider trading right there, man. It’s bush. It’s bogus. |
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StillInTheNavy: shut up, you weird wuss! Go twirt about it on your Tweeter! |
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Maddon12: Most men have Tweeters! |
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StillInTheNavy: I use quill and dedicated hawk to send my messages, of course you could just hop onto Tweeter and tell all your little followers about how “neato” and “with it” you are for tryin’ t’sneak STICKY GLOVES past me! |
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Maddon12: Ray Bolger follows me on Tweeter! |
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StillInTheNavy: look, why don’t we settle this like men
I say what I want and get my way and then I sit down and read the paper |
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Maddon12: /hunt-and-pecks “PUSEY MOVE” onto Tweeter in all caps |
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StillInTheNavy: Ump! Look! He’s usin’ his Intenda game machine to talk mess about me! |
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Maddon12: pfft, you’re such a tattletale
you’re such a tattletale the boy who cried wolf’s mom warned him about being a DAVEY JOHNSON |
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StillInTheNavy: that is meanest thing anyone has ever said about me and you will take it back right now |
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Maddon12: this is a free country!! |
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** Online Host **
Meanwhile, in the Tampa Bay Rays Clubhouse chatroom
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: looooooool |
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Genie: And for your second wish, master? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: can i just wish to see ‘funniest old man fight ever in america’ again
wait no
DJINN MAKE ME ALL POWERFUL SOURCERER |
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Genie: I’m not Djinn, I’m a genie. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ok for my secont wish i wish for a djinn who knows the differents between a genie an a goddamn djinn |
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Genie: /glares |
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Genie: look, I’ve got things to do, Bryce Harper’s wish about becoming Prince Ali Ababwa is about to lead to him learning a life lesson or whatever and I’ve got to be there for it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sry sry |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i hereby wish to see adam dunn strike out 570 times in one season
wait no
i want the pirates to win the nl central
wait no |
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Genie: ughhhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wish we wored uniforms like we was in the 70’s in 2012 but we arent, but they look like it anyway, like we was playen in a time what didn’t exist |
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Genie: so, ugly uniforms? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: bingoed |
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Genie: /grants wish
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rolfffff
it looks like the braves f**ked the padres |
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Genie: yeah, well |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: aight, wish three |
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** Online Host **
Back in the Tampa Bay Rays Vs. Washington Nationals Chatroom…
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StillInTheNavy: what now, you gonna go on Friendbook and send a thumbs up to your Friendbook links about Old Man Johnson, s’at what’s happening now |
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Maddon12: the f**k am I wearing |
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Maddon12: no, I’m not on Friendbook, I’m pinning a bunch of pictures of vaginas to my wall to remind my online friends that I’m “into” games with Davey Johnson |
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StillInTheNavy: you caint say that word in a chatroom! |
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Maddon12: Which word, “Davey” or “Johnson”? |
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StillInTheNavy: grrrr |
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Maddon12: /grits teeth |
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** Online Host **
Maddon12 and StillInTheNavy are now furiously making out.
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Genie: you’re f**king weird, you know that? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: now make them touch each others butts |
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