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EthierOr: And he went on this huge tirade about how Rocco’s Modern Life was the cleanup hitter of Nickelodeon’s Sunday morning lineup. |
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EthierOr: He was just arguing with himself, literally screaming about Cat Dog. I was like, "Relax, Manny. I agree. Just sit back down and wait for the plane to land." |
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EthierOr: By then the air marshall had already approached him and was trying to wrestle him to his seat. But Manny had the strength of ten, no, twenty men! |
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EthierOr: He opened the emergency exit and threw him out the hatch. And he somehow managed to shut the door and act like nothing happened. |
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JerrysHands: whoaaa |
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EthierOr: In hindsight I guess it was pretty obvious that Manny Ramirez was doping his gd brains out. |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: pretty sure that’s why we hired him. that and to stimulate the fan base. man, i sold more wigs that year…. |
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bud_is_wiser: Hello, gentlemen. I was just passing through |
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JerrysHands: hi |
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bud_is_wiser: Right. As I was saying, I was just passing through here last night and I heard smashing glass and yelling. What was all the racket about? |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: oh, heh, that? that was just me and the ex sorting through some legal stuff. it’s been a real chore. |
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bud_is_wiser: I remember the revving of a chainsaw and someone crying out "I am going to plunge this chainsaw into your head until you are donezo." |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: she’s really playing hardball, Bud. she won’t let go of this team. |
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bud_is_wiser: Well, I can understand why. It’s a storied franchise with a lot of money at stake. |
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PrandorasBrox: awwww man steak i forgot about that |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: but it’s not her team. I tried telling her, "Jamie, you’re not the CEO anymore, now go unearth some abandoned mining equipment so I can go Yukon Cornelius on your ass." but she won’t listen! |
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bud_is_wiser: it seems to me like you’re being a little over-aggressive. |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I can’t help it, Bud. that woman brings out the worst in me. I can’t be in the same room as her without palming my Derringer. |
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bud_is_wiser: It’s a horrible situation to be in. You have to see that being violent and vicious towards her is only making it worse. |
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bud_is_wiser: Relax, take a few deep ones, and talk to her like a human being. |
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TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: but she’s such a bitch |
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bud_is_wiser: effit, I’m stealing the team |
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bud_is_wiser: All right guys. New sheriff in town. If you’re smart you’ll listen to me. |
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bud_is_wiser: That is, unless you guys want to move to DC. I’ll change your name to The United States, just watch me. |
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EthierOr: So this is what Torre was talking about when he said "Have fun watching McCourt murder his wife and Selig seizing the team and moving you to Washington D.C. like a bunch of suckers."
Huh.
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bud_is_wiser: You there! Grow dreadlocks. I’m going for the wig record. |
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JerrysHands: my head won’t |
