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Welcome to the Texas Rangers VS. Houston Astros 9th Inning Chatroom!!
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BoomBoomWashington: I know you’re three outs from a perfect game, but you’re up against the worst three hitters from the Houston Astros … this is what they mean when they say “the show” |
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BoomBoomWashington: don’t care, all I wanna see is electric fastballs and wipeout sliders
if it sounds like something you can order off a guy fieri menu i want you to throw that shit you feel me |
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HurlingDarvish: |
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BoomBoomWashington: holla holla /pats ass |
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CastroFateToTheWind: wehhh /steps into batters box |
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HurlingDarvish: hel lo |
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CastroFateToTheWind: AAAH AAAH /swings
/loses control of bat
/bat rolls toward shortstop |
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**Online Host**
CastroFateToTheWind has just been considered an out.
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CorporanPunishment: /crawls into batters box, covers head |
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BoomBoomWashington: is your whole team just shitty catchers |
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HurlingDarvish: /throws slider |
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CorporanPunishment: /runs back into dugout, jumps headfirst into trashcan |
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**Online Host**
HurlingDarvish is now one out away from a Perfect Game.
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BoomBoomWashington: aight yu, astros player #9, this is literally the worst possible guy in Major League Baseball, just lay the ball on the damn ground and roll it at him, we should be fine |
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FworiaMarwin: /steps up to the plate for the first time ever, probably |
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HurlingDarvish: /throws 26th pitch of the night |
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FworidaMarwin: /drives ball up the middle into center |
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**Online Host**
30 Years Later
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FworidaMarwin: and that, my beautiful grandchildren, is how I broke up a Perfect Game! |
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Grandchild: LOL his name was “yu” |
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OtherGrandchild: like “you,” but spelt different!!! |
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FworidaMarwin: yes but that is probably the least important part of what I was talking about… |
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Grandchild: its so funny! “oh no yu didn’t!!” |
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OtherGrandchild: YU ARE DISAPPOINTED |
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Grandchild: YU WANTED A PERFECT GAME BUT YU DIDN’T GET ONE |
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OtherGrandchild: loool it sounds just like “you” |
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FworidaMarwin: guys, seriously |
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Grandchild: YU WANTED A PERFECT GAME BUT YU DIDN’T GET ONE |
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OtherGrandchild: yu messed up |
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Grandchild: hahaha i could literally do this all day |
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OtherGrandchild: YU THIS ALL DAY |
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FworidaMarwin: what is wrong with you |
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Grandchild: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YU |
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**Online Host**
30 Years Later
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FworidaMarwin: and that, my beautiful great grandchildren, is how I broke up a Perfect Game! |
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GreatGrandchild: mawm told me pidchers name was ‘you’ |
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FworidaMarwin: oh lord |
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OtherGreatGrandchild: those headlines must have been so amazing!!!! |
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GreatGrandchild: YU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YU WANTS |
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OtherGreatGrandchild: no soup for yu!!!! |
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FworidaMarwin: how is that even a reference you get, it is 2073 |
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OtherGreatGrandchild: all we do in the future is sit around reading usa today |
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GreatGrandchild: yu mad |
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FworidaMarwin: MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO LIFE WERE IMPORTANT |
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GreatGrandchild: we love yu great grampaw |
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OtherGreatGrandchild: yu was good at baseball |
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FworidaMarwin: /hangs self |
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Gates Of Heaven Chatroom!!
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FworidaMarwin: ugh, thank you. Finally, I’m free! |
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StPeter: /is grinning his ass off |
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FworidaMarwin: motherf**ker |
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