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KaZambrano: we stinks |
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PujolJunkie: oh no carlo don feel e’so bad, is not so bad, joo still better than e’astros |
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KaZambrano: great, we better than a astros, great, jus great |
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PujolJunkie: i’m sorry i may you team feel like a gaggle of e’brad lidge, i am jus berry good at e’beisbol |
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KaZambrano: no, is embarrassing
is embarrassing for the team
is embarrassing for the player
for the owner
for the goat
is embarrassing for riggaly feel
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KaZambrano: is embarrassing, embarrassing is the wor for this team |
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PujolJunkie: no i get it |
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KaZambrano: we play like a triple-a team. see watch
YEFF
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SamardAss: /appears from a hole in the ceiling |
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KaZambrano: how you throw a curve ball |
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SamardAss: as hard as you can, straight at the ground! |
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KaZambrano: see |
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PujolJunkie: i duno carlo our e’AAA team es pretty good i don think we’d let heff e’smart jizzer on our squadron |
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PujolJunkie: joo play more like e’super major league’s astros |
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KaZambrano: super major leagues, what a hell |
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PujolJunkie: sry |
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KaZambrano: no what |
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PujolJunkie: sry e’super major leagues es where i play before they kick me out for having e’sympathy for mortals |
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KaZambrano: whoa that explain a lot
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SamardAss: is that where Jose Bautista came from?? |
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PujolJunkie: no; bautista gain his powerce from e’dark magicks |
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KaZambrano: you mean drugs |
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PujolJunkie: no |
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PujolJunkie: well, yes |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: /staggers into chatroom in pajamas |
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KaZambrano: oh gray time for another lecture on new media |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: caint sleep, ozzie guillen keeps texing me |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: did you privately say we stink, making your statement true, or did you say we stink to a reporter, making your statement false |
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KaZambrano: we stinks! |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: ughhhhh why did i take this jobbbbb |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: they were gonna let me be shift manager at Five Guys! |
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KaZambrano: embarrassing |
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PujolJunkie: well hey a least loopinella is looking good after e’chemo |
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SamardAss: that’s not Sweet Lou, our manager is our house cat, we just shaved him and put a hat on his head! |
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PujolJunkie: lol guess i shoul know this if i e’play for joo nex year |
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KaZambrano: we can’t affor you albert, we are embarrassing, our bank accoun is completely empty. our checks have marmerduke on them. embarrassing |
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PujolJunkie: o |
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PujolJunkie: ok well e’swee lou was gonna give me 50 million e’year, where does he manage now |
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SamardAss: Oakland, maybe? |
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PujolJunkie: lol like im even gonna bother finding out |
