“So, we just had a woman knock on the door, open the door, walk in my house, not say anything, and lock herself in my bathroom.”
Well, that sounds like an interesting night. That quote comes from Urijah Faber, who posted the story via Snapchat over the weekend. The possibly drunk woman proceeded to vomit and defecate all over the UFC fighter’s bathroom before she was removed by Sacramento police.
Some brave soul captured all of Faber’s snaps and compiled them into one very poopy video.
WARNING: Mildly NSFW and kinda gross.
Faber shared this photo with the cops who busted up the poop party.
This goes without saying, but if you’re thinking about breaking into someone’s house to poop and vomit, don’t. It’s probably a bad idea. You’re probably going to end up in jail. And sometimes (from what I hear) they don’t give you a change of clothes. So, you’re going to be stuck in the drunk tank with other possibly smelly people who poop their pants.
Outside looking in, that’s a poor way to spend your weekend. As a wise man once said, “drunk and crapping your pants is no way to go through life.”
I think that’s how the saying goes, right?
