Jon Snow is one of my least favorite Game of Thrones characters, and yet I love him. In my episode recaps this season, I’ve written at length about my dissatisfaction with how many of the scenes set Beyond the Wall have dragged, partially because of Kit Harington’s largely uninspiring performance. (Also, that Titanic-worthy kiss.) The frozen wheels are thawing and turning toward something exciting happening, but like Dany before she unleashed the Drogon in Astapor earlier this season, viewers are going to have to awhile until we actually see that “something.”
Until then, I’m going to continue to laugh every time that broody bastard acts like a character in Morrissey (or Robert Smith) song. After the jump, I’ve included 13 quotes from either Jon Snow or the Pope of Mope, and it’s up to you to decipher who actually said it. The winner gets my copy of Meat Is Murder on cassette.
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OK, that last one’s pretty easy, but it could be about Samwell.
