Our favorite stoner telemarketers over on Comedy Central’s Workaholics have been spouting off hilarious quotable lines — all while reinventing the English lexicon as we know it — for four seasons now. In honor of Adam DeVine turning the big 31 today, and the fifth season’s January premiere approaching rapidly, I’ve gathered a bunch of the Workaholics quotes we should all be using in everyday conversation — so let’s get weird, braj!
“Let’s get weird.” — Various
Everyday use: When it’s time to party.
“Loose butthole.” — Adam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OohfwO7Qq5k
Everyday use: When something isn’t up to par.
“S’go.” — Various
Everyday use: When your friends need to get a move on.
“Braj.” — Blake, Various
Everyday use: When someone is more than just a bro.
“You only YOLO once.” — Adam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWvJsy_iV8
Everyday use: When you’re aware of how dumb the American lexicon has become.
“Cats are kids. Kiddens.” — Jillian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSk3feb6EY
Everyday use: When the conversation turns to parenting.
“Fur sure!” — Blake
Everyday use: When everything sounds good!
“Let’s go smoke weed about it.” — Adam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz_NsdHYmnw
Everyday use: When you’re in desperate need of a brainstorming session.
“DANG, what’s up with all deez books?” — Anders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XesxTu0GFFo
Everyday use: When you walk in on someone reading.
“You wanna smerk a berl?” — Various
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUfo-c6lQ3w?t=30s
Everyday use: When you need to be secretive about your hobbies.
“Take it sleazy.” — Adam
Everyday use: When “take it easy” just isn’t quite enough.
“Let’s do it for the dinosaurs.” — Adam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPXWMZY47U?t=1m
Everyday use: When you have good intentions.
“This is the USA. ‘Characters welcome’ is our country’s motto.” — Adam
Everyday use: When you feeling ironically patriotic.
“Catherine Zeta Jones. She dips beneath the lasers.” — Adam
Everyday use: When you’re feeling nostalgic.
“Some people call me ‘Cool Eric.’ They called me that once.” — Eric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvf8nTC-9gY?t=30s
Everyday use: When you need to validate yourself.
“Throw the flag and push me back ten yards, cuz I’m holding.” — Topher
Everyday use: When the punishment fits the crime.
“You’re smoking brownies and you’re eating weed?” — Karl
Everyday use: When you’ve been betrayed.
“If we don’t learn from History Channel, we are doomed to repeat History Channel.” — Blake
Everyday use: When people need to learn from their mistakes.
“You’re not Leonardo! You’re that punk bitch Danny!” — Adam
Everyday use: When your friends aren’t acting like themselves..
“If you don’t want to date me, that’s fine, I get that, but you’re wrong and I hate you.” — Adam
Everyday use: When you get shot down.
