Meet the next great superhero: the Camel Toe. Her abilities include snitching on a pack of no-good YOUTHS; having her namesake, and not her face, be interviewed by a local news team; and wearing too-tight sweatpants. The Camel Toe is not a very good superhero, but she’s still better than Hawkeye.
Will we ever learn her true identity? Probably. She’s not very good at keeping her lips sealed.