Meet George Lindell, who survived a violent car accident in which — surprisingly — no one was hurt. He recounts the accident for the local news team, and he proves to be a real-life Chris Farley character (see below), flailing around while energetically acting out his experience before regaining his composure and closing with, “Reality hits you hard, bro.” It’s magical. I want the Gregory Brothers to auto-tune this immediately.
Video via GorillaMask, important reference material below.