Amy Schumer Says She Doesn’t Even Have Time For Sex

Amy Schumer is one busy lady nowadays. In addition to having her own Comedy Central series, promoting her first feature-length film Trainwreck with Bill Hader, and telling critics where they can shove it, she’ll be making her hosting debut at this Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards.

As such, she told E! Online’s Marc Malkin in Austin last month that she doesn’t have time for a boyfriend, much less casual sex.

“I’ve got nothing,” Schumer told me at SXSW. “I don’t even have any prospects. You always hear actresses says, ‘I’ve got my dog and I like to bake.’ I don’t even have a dog and I don’t like to bake so I seriously got nothing. I’m so busy I don’t even know when I’d fit in somebody having sex with me right now.”

“I’ve only had one one-night stand in my life and it was great,” she said, adding, “The sort of revolving door of dudes is not really my lifeā€¦I do love drinking and going out but I’m also an introvert.”

Schumer is only 33, and her career is burning up, so if I were her, I wouldn’t worry about it too much. She’s got plenty of time for having men in her life. In the meantime, there’s something to be said for a Hitachi. You’ll never have to make it breakfast the next morning, at the very least!

Source: E! Online