Sad news guys, Charlie Sheen isn’t going to have another ex-wife (and probably a few more screwed up kids) after all, because he and his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi have decided to end their engagement just weeks from their planned November wedding. Sheen and Rossi announced their engagement back in February and shortly after it was revealed that Rossi was still technically married to someone else. Whoops! EOnline reports:
“Scotty and I had a great year together as we traveled the world and crossed a lot of things off our bucket list,” Sheen tells E! News in a statement. “She’s a terrific gal—but we’ve mutually decided to go our separate ways and not spend the rest of our lives together.”
He continues, “I’ve decided that my children deserve my focus more than a relationship does right now. I still have a tremendous fondness for Scotty and I wish her all the best.”
In all fairness, you can’t deprive all the 20-something porn stars in the world of Charlie Sheen by locking him down with just one porn star. Imagine if the Mona Lisa were owned by a private collector and nobody else got to look at it? Some things are just meant to be shared with the world, or at least the part of the world that has sex while being filmed for money. And why yes I did just compare Charlie Sheen to the Mona Lisa so if you need me I’ll just be over here with my head in the oven now.
