For some reason, people keep paying attention to teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, the silenced by Stodden wearing a low-cut tank with the words “Yes, they’re real” printed on it. I mean, when has a shirt ever lied? I’m the only person with a WORLD’S GREATEST LOVER t-shirt for a reason.
ANYWAY, to prove that her tits are real, Stodden got an on-air breast exam on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers,” because if there’s anyone who’s sympathetic to attention-seeking whores, it’s Dr. Drew. (He and Stodden are like symbiotic parasites, getting nourishment from the other’s excrement.) And thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we learn that Stodden’s boobs have NOT been enhanced with silicone.
So congratulations, creepy guy in his 50s: your 17-year-old wife has awesome tits. This was a worthwhile use of everyone’s time.
[BuzzFeed]
