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    If George R.R. Martin Were Santa Claus, Christmas Would Be The Most Terrifying, Traumatic Day Of The Year

    Dustin Rowles
    Dustin RowlesEntertainment Features
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    December 19, 2013

    Yup. This looks about right. (SPOILERS: Christmas will never be the same.)

    (Source: Anna Marie Jung and Andrew Bridgman, those made geniuses over at Dorkly. See also: The 8 Types of Tolkien Fans and What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans))

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    Topics: #Game of Thrones, #George R.R. MartinTags: game of thrones, GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, SANTA CLAUSE
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