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Porn parodies have come a long way. They’ve gone from being kitschy and kind of dumb to an actual art form. Don’t believe it? Then you might want to check out the trailer for Magic Mike XXXL, Batman Vs. Superman XXX, or the very accurate Donald Trump impression Dick Chibbles did for Wood Rocket. And now there’s a delightful new addition to the genre. Hustler has created This Ain’t the Golden Girls XXX and it looks kind of…well…amazing. At least if the theme song is any indication.
Starring Nina Hartley, Karen Summer, Luna Azul and Darla Crane as the infamous girls of gold, this video is different because all of the women cast as the main stars are actually as old as the actual actresses were when they started the show. If that’s not what you’re into, though, there’s a much less faithful interpretation (NSFW) from a few years ago.
But let’s not talk about that; let’s talk about the amazing NSFW theme song that was written specifically for this movie. I can’t repeat any of the words mentioned here, but here comes the actual video, which you should watch when you’re not at work. (Spoiler alert: This is not work friendly!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYD0c0MpC4
The movie was shot in January at the same time the AVNs were going on and Karen Summer, who plays Sophia, told me it was one of the most fun things she had ever done in her career. Check out her very accurate portrayal of the cranky old granny and tell me she’s not channeling Estelle Getty. You can’t.
The movie’s out now. Tell all your friends.
