Spoilers, obviously: Hank Schrader broke the Heisenberg case wide open while taking a dump at the White household after seeing a signed copy of Leaves of Grass (My Ass) from Gale to Walt. That is a fun sentence to type. Internet peeps had other ideas for what was written inside the book, though. Below the jump, a collection of the best Hank Schrader parody images. (Images via)
Breaking Badass Power Rankings: “Gliding Over All” — (Warming Glow)
12 Too Good To Be True Viral Photo Hoaxes — (Uproxx)
Arnold Schwarzenegger bought a totally reasonable-sized car — (Film Drunk)
News Story Of The Year: Man Tebowed After Pushing Kid From Tractor…Or Did He??? — (With Leather)
5 Problems The ‘God Of War’ Movie Will Face — (Gamma Squad)
Coming Attractions: Nike Holiday 2012 Releases — (Smoking Section)
Receiver Brady Photoshopkkake — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Labor Day Pains: Celebrating The Hardest Working Men and Women In Movies and TV — (Pajiba)
Nicki Minaj Is A Republican, Is Voting For Mitt Romney — (BuzzFeed)
Childrens Hospital Webisode: What if Childrens Hospital Were an Amusement Park Ride — (Adult Swim)
Nine songs from 2012 that should have been huge — (Fark)
Most Amazing Dad Dance Ever? — (Huffington Post)
Roxbury Twins Of The Day — (The Daily What)
The Haunted Songwriter: Interview with Bat For Lashes — (HyperVocal)
Matt Groening Drew These ‘Simpsons’ Sketches for a Waitress in 1990 — (HyperVocal)
Check out This Awesome Handmade Angry Birds Controller — (Unreality Mag)
11 Really Terrible 19th-Century Beauty Tips — (Mental Floss)
Ranking The Best Fictional Locations — (College Humor)
The PSYning — (The High Definite)
Check Out This Amazing Table Tennis Shot from the Paralympics — (Bro Bible)