In case you missed it, Ice-T live-tweeted the entire CNN GOP debate on Wednesday night, instantly proving why he needs to be put out there at a debate moderator. He’s already proven himself as a pimp, a rapper, a rock musician (despite protests by the police and Charlton Heston), an actor, a TV cop, and now he’s seeking to prove his accolades as a political analyst. If he’s not at least given a spot to ask a question in the next debate, I’m filing a protest.
If you haven’t seen it yet, Ice is on from the word go and he doesn’t mince words with what he thinks about the candidates.
The Black dude said the Mexicans can stay if they do the work no one wants to do… WTF??
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
They all need name plates..
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
I’ve only heard the word EDUCATION once. From anybody.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
What the fuck was that handshake???
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
And of course he was one of a million people who copied this Tweet about Donald Trump’s facial expressions mid-debate (or maybe he was the originator, I don’t know):
Donald Trump just did every emoji face on your phone in 7 seconds. #GOPDebate http://t.co/0Wh82gtSZh
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Pretty soon he was providing some insights on where the questions should go and responding to some of the candidates responses:
That Doctor just lost me with that Mexican Slavery idea…
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
They should ask a Gay question and watch these MFs implode..
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Ohhhhhhhh they Hate Obama. But they’re NOT running against Obama.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
How about giving women EQUAL wages.. F a picture.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Those Black people in the audience are paid seat fillers…
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Eliminate the IRS????? you just got my attention!
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Followed by quite the spirited set of tweets about Jeb Bush’s admitted drug use and another swipe at Trump:
Oh shit! Bush gets high..
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Trump should just admit to Crack right now.. This is his chance.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
Then like most of the folks who tuned in to the debate, he was regretting his decision:
I could be playin my Video game.. I can’t take much more of this.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
And by the end, he wished America well and pledged his support to one candidate:
Hey… I hope i helped you enjoy the Debate. Wow.. USA. We’re in trouble.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
I’m voting for DEEZ NUTS.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015
God bless, Ice-T. You are a treasure and you should be put in charge of at least the NBC debate. Make it like America’s Got Talent with you, Howard Stern, and Brian Williams. I would watch all eight hours of it with joy.