Every rumor you’ve heard about Prince is true. He vanishes like Batman if you turn your back for even a second? Yup. He’s a soft-spoken trash-talker? Oh yeah. He wears knee-high, furry boots while bowling? Yessir. He sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber covered in fedoras to achieve maximum purple-ness come morning? Well, I’m not so sure about that last one, but the first three are true, having been confirmed by Lenny Kravitz and Jimmy Fallon.
Some guy who knows this guy who knows Prince’s gardener’s cousin once told me that Prince calls his testicles “two princes.” But I guess we’ll have to wait until the Spin Doctors are on Late Night to know for sure.
