“This is not the image UPS was going for with its ‘What Can Brown Do for You?’ campaign.” Yes, that is the perfect lede to a story about a UPS driver having sex with a hooker named Tiffany Cums in his truck and oh yeah, Tiffany Cums, who calls herself a “happiness consultant,” later put photos of the session online, writing “at my naughty time from yesterday,” thank you very much. Far better than any “she handled his package” pun.
Nice work, Lacie Lowry. You’re my new favorite Oklahoma-based reporter who covers truck hookers.
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