I bet Portia de Rossi is really going to VAMP it up as Lily Munster…right? Ugh. I dunno, guys. I’m trying to think of something positive to say here because I like Bryan Fuller and love Eddie Izzard’s red bathrobe, but the fact that Mockingbird Lane has been described with words like “gritty” and “ramifications” makes me want to take the under in the over/under six episodes pool. If there’s no Munster Mobile, I’m out. (Via)
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