A few things:
- If you go to the official Dog With a Blog website, you can read the actual blog “the dog,” Stan, “writes.”
- The last time we checked in with Stan’s blog it was littered with posts about loving bacon and peeing in the neighbor’s yard.
- That was over a year ago.
Yup, time to check back in. Let’s see what’s been on Stan’s mind.
OH, SNAP. HOW DOES THAT ONE TASTE, CATS? I BET IT BURNS. I BET IT BURNS BAD. I BET YOU’RE ALL SITTING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A GOOD COMEBACK, HUH? WELL NEWS FLASH, EVEN IF YOU DO COME UP WITH ONE, YOU’LL HAVE NOWHERE TO POST IT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE A BLOG. AND EVEN IF YOU DID NO ONE WOULD GIVE YOU A TV SHOW BECAUSE CAT WITH A BLOG DOESN’T EVEN RHYME. OOOOO. HURTS, DOESN’T IT?
BOOM. ROASTED.
