Back in March, we brought you the news that Bondria, a bondage company in the UK, was creating an Iron Throne made of dildos to promote their “Game of Bones” accoutrement line. The Dildo Throne was then going to be given away to one lucky winner in an online contest.
The winner of the contest was a blogger named Ralph Jones, who writes for the UK lifestyle website Hexjam, and Jones has not only shared his story on Hexjam but is now offering up the Dildo Throne for sale on Ebay for the not-unreasonable price of £650.00 — which at the time of this writing has one day left with one bid.
But why on earth would someone want to get rid of a perfectly good Dildo Throne? Well, as Jones says in the below video, at 6 feet tall, 4 feet 6 inches wide, and 3 feet 6 inches deep, he has tried to get the Dildo Throne into a variety of spaces such as his home and office, but “no space can handle it.” Just to reiterate, no space can handle the giant throne made of dildos.
So if you have a space that can handle getting a throne covered in dildos getting crammed into it, you know where to find one. Meanwhile I’ll just be over here, dying.
