The Obvious Choice: From Dusk Till Dawn (El Rey, 9 p.m.) — Robert Rodriguez is incentive enough to tune into tonight’s season two premiere. The Gecko brothers are still on the run after escaping that south-of-the-border strip club and they’re dealing with a whole new set of supernatural problems. The season premiere will pick up three months after their messy escape, with one Gecko brother on a Bonnie-and-Clyde style rampage and the other trapped south of the border. Plus there’s Jeff Fahey! What else could you ask for?
Public Morals (TNT, 10 p.m.) – Edward Burns stars in this crime-fighting drama about New York City’s Public Morals Division that operated in the ‘60s. The premiere sees Burns’ character, Officer Terry Muldoon, issuing a warning to his gangster uncle while indoctrinating a new recruit. If you miss Mad Men or Boardwalk Empire (and really, who doesn’t?) this show’s for you.
Tosh.O (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) – In which Tosh profiles a former child star who dresses like a He-Man and sells his most cherished possessions. Oh Tosh, how we’ve missed you.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.) – More magicians, puppeteers and something called a “Professional Regurgitator” perform for the judges.
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Fox, 8 p.m.) – An aerospace engineer and an assistant professor compete. The potential embarrassment for both if they don’t do well is high.
WWE Tough Enough (USA, 8 p.m.) – If you’ve stuck with this season, my hat is off to you. Enjoy tonight’s final episode.
Below Deck (Bravo, 9 p.m.) – Is it sad that the highlight of my week involves watching a “reality” show about a bunch of deckhands working on luxury yachts? Probably. But tonight’s season three opener looks pretty promising. The crew is getting ready to set sail in the Bahamas but their pre-planned on board foam party might be crashed by inclement weather. Oh the drama!
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) – Jane and Maura head to the West Coast to investigate a murder in L.A. that might be connected with a body that popped up in Boston.
Total Divas (E!, 9 p.m.) – Nikki tests out her singing chops while Nattie results to drastic measures in order to secure her place in the WWE.
Zoo (CBS, 9 p.m.) – Jamie hopes to expose Reiden’s involvement in the world’s animal crisis by using the press. Meanwhile, Mitch is able to escape with the Mother Cell and his daughter’s medication but not before facing a terrifying army of birds.
Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Houston Texans (HBO, 10 p.m.) — Jadeveon Clowney makes his post-surgery comeback and the Broncos visit for a preseason warm-up game.
Ink Master (SPIKE, 10 p.m.) – Things are heating up (literally and figuratively). While two artists explore their romantic relationship, the rest of the group paints with fire.
Playing House (USA, 10 p.m.) – Mark injures himself, forcing Maggie and Emma to let him move in.
Real Husbands of Hollywood (BET, 10 p.m.) – Kevin and Dondre Whitfield compete in a joke-off for a permanent seat at the poker table.
Scream: The TV Series (MTV, 10 p.m.) – The original killer has apparently been captured but Emma isn’t buying it and decides to use the Halloween dance to find out the truth.
Tyrant (FX, 10 p.m.) – A convenient sand storm helps Barry overrun the Caliphate’s military base while Leila plots a risky move inside the palace.
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Paul Scheer, Amy Smart, Constance Wu, Randall Cobb, Randall Park and Drunk Uncle are tonight’s celebrity guests.
Another Period (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – It’s up to Peepers to save the Bellacourts from destruction while Lillian and Beatrice are preoccupied with stopping Frederick’s wedding.
Punk’d (BET, 10:30 p.m.) – Miguel deals with a stalker while A$AP Rocky accidentally knocks the sh*t out of a bride on her wedding day.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Seth MacFarlane and Brian Grazer on Kimmel; and Kristen Chenoweth on Conan. Fallon, Corden and Meyers are repeats.
