A Very Murray Christmas (Neflix, Anytime) — We know Netflix had you at “Bill Mur–,” but just in case, I urge you to go for the George Clooney cameo and stay for the Pogues cover.
The Knick (Cinemax, Friday 10 p.m.) — The Knick goes full Nip/Tuck when Thackery performs plastic surgery on Abby.
Once Upon a Time (ABC, Sunday, 8:00 p.m.) — Emma and Hook square off during the siege of Storybooke, and a flashback sheds a little light on what spawned the darkness inside of the villainous pirate.
The Simpsons (FOX, Sunday, 8:00 p.m.) — Lisa tries to break through the glass ceiling … of an asylum, while Bart pretends(?) he’s a sociopath.
Sunday Night Football (NBC, Sunday 8:20 p.m.) — Ben Roethlisberger is listed as probable, which means that at least one team should have its starting QB ready to go when the Steelers play the Colts.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (FOX, Sunday, 8:30 p.m.) — Like Matt Saracen before them, Jake and Rosa feel the pressure as they’re forced to compete with a couple of Swedes.
Family Guy (FOX, Sunday, 9 p.m.) — Brian gets stuck pretending to be some family’s actual dog when he gets caught being a married woman’s side piece.
The Leftovers (HBO, Sunday 9 p.m.) — The special, 75-minute season two premiere of your favorite show that feels a little bit like Home Alone fan-fiction, now that I think about it.
Homeland (Showtime, Sunday, 9 p.m.) — Carrie starts searching for the long-lost Peter Quinn. ‘Bout time, right?
Last Man on Earth (FOX, Sunday, 9:30 p.m.) — Turns out the almost-apocalypse ruined Christmas, so Carol takes it upon herself to start a Secret Santa holiday tradition.
Late Night Guests — Sting, Mylene Farmer and Eva Longoria on Fallon.
