Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Last week, Amy addressed the wage gap and the fact that the guys of One Direction don’t think you’re beautiful au natural. This week’s episode description: “Amy has her fate decided by an all male jury.” In other words, she completely skewers our sexist society with more raunchy comedy sketches and musical parodies. Oh, and Jeff Goldblum says the words “donkey dick” in this episode, so there’s that, too.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The only thing worse than finding out that your mentor/father figure — who’s been helping you deal with having superhuman powers for an entire season — is actually the man who killed your mother, is finding out he’s unleashed a giant gorilla on your city whose main goal is to kill you and all of your friends. That’s right, Grodd lives, and, like Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy, he also has a three-word catchphrase.
The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – Seriously? We get 24 episodes of The Voice, but only 10 of Game of Thrones? This is everything that’s wrong with the world! But, people do watch this show, so if you’re one of them, someone’s getting eliminated tonight.
Deadliest Catch (DCS, 9:00 p.m.) – A typhoon rolls into town and forces the captains to choose whether to stay in port or brave the open seas. (I’m pretty sure I know what George Clooney would do, and we all know how that worked out for Mark Wahlberg.)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Skye’s having trouble choosing between her old team at S.H.I.E.L.D. or her new inhuman family while Coulson comes clean about (another) secret he’s been keeping.
Nellyville (BET, 9:00 p.m.) – Notice to all former and aspiring rap artists: The quickest way to lose any street cred you may have is to star in your own reality TV show and come out with a country album.
New Girl (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – The Season 4 finale says goodbye to Coach. Daman Wayans, Jr. You will be sorely missed, but I have complete faith in your future as the new face of those Orbit gum ads.
Undateable (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – Danny and Justin mack on guest star Victoria Justice while the gang tries to stop Candace from going back to her ex.
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – When Liv makes a diet from the brains of a recently murdered morning radio talk show host who specialized in relationship advice, she gets a little too personal with Clive.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – Casey does some undercover work to get proof of Nesbitt’s shady dealings and Otis and Severide clash over Rice (the person, not the food).
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh salutes a “humblebragging” hero and plays matchmaker.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Reese Witherspoon and Mumford & Sons on Letterman; Sofia Vergara and James Marsden on Fallon; Julie Bowen and Imagine Dragons on Kimmel; LL Cool J, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting and OK Go on Corden; Jack Black on Meyers; Willie Nelson on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; and Chris O’Dowd on Conan.
