Broad City (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — The girls keep it real in tonight’s season three finale by shedding light on a woman’s worst nightmare — starting your period 10,000 feet in the air with no tampon in sight.
Time Traveling Bong (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Broad City may be leaving us, but we still get our much-needed dose of Ilana Glazer thanks to her new show that follows two cousins who discover a pipe that allows them to travel through time after they smoke pot with it. Unfortunately for them, the bong gets damaged, which hurtles them from one epoch to another. This show is basically all our stoner dreams come true.
Heartbeat (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Alex performs a heart surgery on the anniversary of her sister’s death which probably isn’t the most professional call she’s ever made.
Rosewood (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) — Rosewood’s having a pretty bad day. First, his Pontiac gets stolen, then a telenovela star’s murder leads to him having the dreaded relationship talk with Villa.
Survivor: Kaoh Rong — Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — A tribal council changes the game as the castaways are forced to choose between food, love or an advantage in the game.
Criminal Minds (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — When a convicted serial killer gets caught receiving a package with evidence related to the kidnapping of two boys, the team investigates.
Empire (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) — While Hakeem’s busy leading shareholder meetings, Lucious is trying to manipulate his way back into a position of power within the company (while launching his dope new music video at the same time). Elsewhere, Andre attempts to understand his bipolar disorder by learning about his grandmother’s history with mental illness.
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) — A retired couple from Idaho is kidnapped while visiting Morocco on a cruise, so of course the IRT investigates. Is it just me or does it seem like this show is intentionally trying to scare us from ever traveling internationally again?
Nashville (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Rayna and Deacon deal with their runaway teen; Riff goes missing; Avery and Layla continue to bond which makes Juliette uncomfortable; and Autumn causes a rift between Scarlett and Gunnar.
The Americans (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Jennings is faced with the prospect of biological war and Martha is faced with the truth.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jessica Chastain, Kumail Nanjiani, Of Monsters and Men
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Matt Walsh, Charles Bradley, Tootie & Jimmy Heath
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Jon Favreau, Lena Headey
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: Sturgill Simpson
The Late Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Late Night With Seth Meyers and Conan are repeats.
