Hatfields & McCoys (History, 9 p.m.) — I literally LOL’d when I saw a preview for this three-part miniseries about two West Virginia families who hate one another at the movie theater this weekend, and it said, “Academy Award winner Kevin Costner” and “Golden Globe nominee Bill Paxton.” Cheer up, Paxton, you were in Predator 2.
Hemingway & Gellhorn (HBO, 9 p.m.) — Sure, sure, Nicole Kidman and Clive Owen as Ernest Hemingway and Martha Gellhorn, but more importantly, Lars Ulrich as famed filmmaker/Communist Joris Ivens. THIS SPANISH KILL ‘EM ALL.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel, 9 p.m.) — Tony travels to Tijuana, the happiest place on Earth, where he has a fish taco, one of the best foods on Earth.
American Ninja Warrior (NBC, 9 p.m.) — This is what our brave Armed Forces fought for?
Appropriate Adult (Sundance, 10 p.m.) — An ITV drama, which just won a ton of BAFTA TV awards, about the British serial killer Fred West, played by Dominic West. YES AND YES. Hopefully there’s red ribbon involved.
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