Louie (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Louie hangs out with an old cop friend (Michael Rappaport) who likes to bust balls.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Derek was not kidnapped and placed on an exclusive underground version of eBay where people bid on him — that plot device is SO two months ago. Apparently, he’s been playing superhero to accident victims instead.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Sheldon and Howard can’t get a drone to work and Leonard may miss out on his chance to deliver a commencement address because of a complication at the airport. Prediction: Sheldon and Howard get their drone to fly and they use it to ferry Leonard to wherever the hell he needs to go because he’s wee. Applause. Applause. Applause.
Vampire Diaries (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Damon imagines life as a non-vampire with Elena while the existence of a cure hangs over his head.
The Odd Couple (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Oscar challenges Felix to a decathlon to prove that he’s a better athlete in an all new episode of That Never Happens In Life.
The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Ultron’s life is in jeopardy and Liz is desperate to find a man named Nicholas Caul, who knows all about The Fulcrum.
Mom (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — It’s still stormy seas for Bonnie’s and Christy’s relationship, but smooth sailing for me now that I’ve discovered the majesty of nautical references.
Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — The nation turns against the first lady… presumably after she goes on Jimmy Fallon and makes fun of mom dancing.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: The cast of Black-ish on Kimmel; Robert Downey Jr., Chris Russo, and Elvis Costello drop by Letterman to talk about their deepest personal secrets and their recent projects; Jason Alexander, Beth Behrs, and Kat Demmings on Corden; Monty Python, Chris Evans and Chris Evans’ potty mouth on Fallon; Russell Crowe and Sean William Scott on Meyers; and Neil deGrasse Tyson on The Daily Show.
