The Flash (CW, 8 p.m.) – Barry crafts a pretty dangerous plan to defeat his new speedy arch nemesis, but Caitlin and Jay deem it too risky. So of course, he’s going to go through with it.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9 p.m.) – I can’t decide whether Fitz is a total pushover or just a super nice guy, but either way, he’s still hell bent on helping Simmons find a way to reopen the portal and rescue her astronaut lover still stranded on that mystery planet. While they’re busy with that, the rest of the team uncovers some shocking information about one of their biggest enemies.
Scream Queens (Fox, 9 p.m.) – Grace and Chanel bond while digging into KKT’s skeleton-filled closet while Dean Munsch loses her sh*t after being targeted by the Red Devils.
Grandfathered (Fox, 8 p.m.) – Gerald and his baby mama discuss their potential friends-with-benefits situation while Jimmy thinks he may have found his soul mate in the form of Sarah’s co-worker.
NCIS (CBS, 8 p.m.) – DiNozzo has a not-so-happy reunion with his ex after her husband is among a group of volunteer doctors kidnapped by insurgents in Sudan.
The Muppets (ABC, 8 p.m.) – Jason Bateman and Kermit strike up an unlikely bromance after they meet at a yoga retreat and bond over their stressful day jobs.
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) – The playoffs continue. Also, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are still hooking up. (I have a hunch about what audiences are really tuning in for.)
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) – Eddie turns 12 and plans to celebrate his tweenhood by staging a secret birthday party… at the mall.
The Grinder (Fox, 8:30 p.m.) – Ethan rejects his father’s path for a chance at a part in the school play while Stewart questions his own dad on some differing life advice he gave him and his brother. In other words, lots of daddy issues in tonight’s episode.
NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 9 p.m.) – Pride and Sonja are ambushed after escorting a key witness to the trial of an arms dealer Pride apprehended.
iZombie (CW, 9 p.m.) – Liv nabs the attention of “the most dangerous man in Seattle” after investigating the murder of a gambler. But, she’s a zombie – one of the living dead – so I’m assuming everything turns out fine for her.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Severide tries to get his old job back, while Boden ruffles Chief Riddles’ feathers when he offers the firehouse as a potential wedding location for a couple whose original venue was burned down.
Limitless (CBS, 10 p.m.) – Brian and Rebecca work to get rid of those pesky treason charges against Naz while also tangling with some real-life pirates.
The Bastard Executioner (FX, 10 p.m.) – Wilkin gains new insight in his holy destiny while Ventrishire runs into an old foe.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) – In which Tosh shows us the proper way to eat a Georgia peach.
Drunk History (Comedy Central, 10:30) – We learn about Alexander Graham Bell’s battle to patent the telephone and Thomas Edison’s filmmaking monopoly.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Anthony Anderson and Jena Malone on Kimmel; Daniel Radcliffe and Ellie Goulding on Fallon; Aziz Ansari and Shonda Rhimes on Colbert; Rainn Wilson on Meyers; Anna Faris and Joshua Jackson on Corden; and Chiwetel Ejiofor on Conan.
