The Flash (CW, 8 p.m.) – Barry’s having a pretty crappy week. First, he has to deal with the return of alternate reality Wells – a guy who looks exactly like the evil villain who terrorized him in season one and shoved a knife through his mom’s chest. While he’s trying not to kill the doppelgänger, he also has to track down some chick who’s come through the portal. Her name is Dr. Light, she likes to blind people and she may or may not have valuable intel on the new big bad: Zoom.
Scream Queens (Fox, 9 p.m.) – While Dean Munsch has a not-so-friendly reunion with her husband’s ex-mistress, the Kappas have the brilliant idea to use a Ouija board to discover who the Red Devil killer really is. Instead, they conjure up Ariana Grande – which, in my opinion, is even more terrifying than summoning a murdering psychopath.
Grandfathered (Fox, 8 p.m.) – Gerald struggles to get Edie into an elite preschool, so deadbeat Grandpa Jimmy steps in and comes up with a lie that quickly gets out of hand.
NCIS (CBS, 8 p.m.) – Apparently, there’s some secret society that solves cold cases, and Ducky is a member.
The Muppets (ABC, 8 p.m.) – Kermit’s struggling with what to buy side chick turned main chick Denise, so, naturally, he goes to Ms. Piggy – the Muppet he was with for DECADES before dumping her for a younger, brunette version of herself – for help. This face says it all:
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) – Eddie and his friends try to sort out which girlfriend goes with whom on an outing to the ice skating rink.
The Grinder (Fox, 9 p.m.) – Lizzie might be going on a date and Dean’s faith in love is restored when he hooks up with an old flame.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9 p.m.) – While Ward’s busy setting up Hydra’s new HQ, Hunter and May are on his tail. Meanwhile, Coulson and Daisy deal with an ATCU that may be keeping secrets from the team.
NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 9 p.m.) – Brody’s mom stops by for a visit and to help the team recover a stolen heart intended for transplant into a genius Navy coder.
iZombie (CW, 9 p.m.) – A pee-wee basketball coach is murdered. Liv dines on his left-over brains. Intense pep talks ensue.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Severide goes a bit crazy over this arson investigation while Herrmann deals with an even bigger problem, trying to get Molly’s reopened.
Limitless (CBS, 10 p.m.) – Brian fakes sick in order to get a day off from the FBI and winds up being abducted by the CIA who want to use his NZT-enhanced skills for a black ops mission that spirals out of control. So, moral of the story: Bad things happen when you play hooky from work. Or I guess another lesson could be: Don’t take drugs from strangers because they could turn you into a superhuman who winds up at the top of every government agency’s “Most Wanted Employee” list.
The Bastard Executioner (FX, 10 p.m.) – Wilkin, Milus and Toran work together to bring down a fugitive.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) – In which Tosh gets artsy and chats with Detroit Lions fans.
Wicked City (ABC, 10 p.m.) – Kent’s having second thoughts about not letting Betty join him on his murderous rampage when she threatens to leave him. Yeah, offering to let your girl whack off a few people is a good “Plan A” when you’re looking to save your relationship.
Drunk History (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – We learn about a Pueblo Indian leader who sparked a revolt against the Spanish conquistadors in the 1600s, and the true story of the Roswell UFO conspiracy is revealed.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Sharon Stone, Dave Bautista and Jason Aldean on Kimmel; Bill O’Reilly, Paul Bettany and Alanis Morissette on Fallon; Antonio Banderas on Colbert; Allison Janney on Meyers; Josh Duhamel and Kelly Osbourne on Corden; and Gloria Steinem on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Conan is a repeat.
