CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story (VH1, 9 p.m.) — It’s like Behind the Music, but hella fly (and fictionalized).
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — “Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend.” The answer: DEATH.
Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Unfortunately, not a new episode. Due to baseball, Fox is airing Sleepy Hollow repeats for the month or so. Who’d want to see a show about a headless horsemen around Halloween? Watching the pilot again is still a better option than Vikings vs. Giants.
Mom (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) — Octavia Spencer guest stars, hopefully as “Octavia Spencer” on 30 Rock.
The Blacklist (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Blacklist James Spader should be a popular Halloween costume.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael Douglas and Larry the Cable Guy on Letterman; James Franco and Snoop Dogg on Kimmel; Alec Baldwin, Kevin Connolly, and Chris Cornell with the Avett Brothers on Fallon; Ethan Hawke and Pete Holmes on Conan; Alan Greenspan on Stewart; and Arcade Fire on Colbert.