Nooooooooooo. TMZ is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are done and that Jolie has filed for divorce, citing September 15th as the date of separation. The couple famously met on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2004, but did not make it official until August of 2014. Jolie is reportedly asking for physical custody of the couple’s six children: Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt, 15, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, 12, Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, 11, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, 10, and twins Knox Léon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, 8.
Sources connected with the couple tell us … Angelina’s decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children … she was extremely upset with his methods.
We’re told there was no alleged “third person” … her decision to file was solely over Brad’s interaction with their children.
Suffice to say, the Jolie-Pitt union has always held a strong, united front and most of us assumed that they were soul mates, destined to spend their entire lives together, and probably end up being one of those couples who literally die together holding hands at ninety-some years old. As a result, people are completely unequipped on how to deal with the sad news. And more importantly, how do we live in a post Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt world? Is love even real?
Many have taken to Twitter to mourn the conscious uncoupling (a term coined by another one of Pitt’s exes), speculate just what went wrong, or in some cases, make jokes. (THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR JOKES.)
I'm having a rough time with this Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce news. Please respect my privacy on this matter.
— Chaps (@UncleChaps) September 20, 2016
— alex (@vodkalemonades) September 20, 2016
Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting a divorce 😫😫 suddenly I don't believe in love anymore
— Affinity Magazine (@TheAffinityMag) September 20, 2016
im a devoted jolie pitt supporter yall need to know how beautiful they are as a couple dont touch me dont talk to me pic.twitter.com/vxRyaPnt3V
— anna (@jenowoof) September 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/The_No_Show/status/778246879763132416
Our whole newsroom upon learning about the Jolie-Pitt split pic.twitter.com/dEn73lDpLU
— Seth Palmer (@sethpalmer3) September 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/778241206581096448
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/778246258121146372
Love is loveless. If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up, then we have no chance.
— Noah Griego (@themaskeddemon1) September 20, 2016
Obama addressing the U.N. General Assembly right now about the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie split. pic.twitter.com/HWiWVVn6MF
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/778240869543600129
https://twitter.com/buckhollywood/status/778240532816531457
Looks like Angelina Jolie done listened to Lemonade and got her life.
"Me and my babies gonna be alright, we gon' live a good liiiiiife…"— release your wiggle, beloved (@BeezHunny) September 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/blackmon/status/778247995821293572
https://twitter.com/AniCaribbean/status/778248098644492289
https://twitter.com/StitesMelissa/status/778247508891803648
Angelina Jolie can do way better than Brad Pitt I have been waiting for her to realize
— sorbet listener 🔻 (@moisturizeds) September 20, 2016
Just announced the Jolie-Pitt split on the subway and it was like we were reenacting the Kennedy assassination.
— Annie Lederman (@annielederman) September 20, 2016
Jennifer Aniston hears about the Brad Pitt/Angela Jolie divorce like pic.twitter.com/bHUNUMqL8N
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 20, 2016
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced?
Jennifer Aniston be like…….. pic.twitter.com/mxyikHMVYq— ➡️The Danocracy⬅️ (@TheDanocracy) September 20, 2016
Seriously though, Jennifer Aniston might want to get out of town for a bit.
(Via TMZ)