gaming becomes reality

The City Of Chicago Is Out To Make ‘Watch Dogs’ A Reality

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'Watch Dogs' is a fantasy. Except for that whole "entirely networked city" part. Chicago's starting that this year!

i see this ending in fire

Oh, This Will End Well: The Government Is Developing Implants To Control Your Emotions

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DARPA wants to control your emotions, by cracking open your skull and filling it with electrodes. It can't possibly go wrong!

DIY

Colin Furze Is Back With Wrist-Mounted Flamethrowers Inspired By X-Men’s Pyro

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This guy has been building his own versions of X-Men superpowers, and now it's time for Pyro-inspired DIY flamethrowers.

creepy

Google Wants To Start Selling You Surveillance Cameras

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Google wants to sell you a cloud-based surveillance camera. This can't go horribly wrong at all!

automation

Entelo Diversity Will Try To Institute Affirmative Action In Workplace Using Social Media Data

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Entelo Diversity claims it can automate finding those non-white applicants. Yeah. Good luck with that.

EVE ONLINE

CCP Games Hires UFC Fighter Gunnar Nelson To Beat Up Its Employees

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CCP Games has an unusual idea of "employee motivation," which involves Gunnar Nelson beating the crap out of you.

#Animals

SO IT BEGINS: Bonobo Learns How To Build A Fire, Roasts Marshmallows

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In this video, Kanzi the bonobo builds a fire and toasts marshmallows at the Iowa Primate Learning Sanctuary. Well, we're boned.

i see this ending in fire

The Juggalos Now Have Their Own Version of Bitcoin, JuggaloCoin

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JuggaloCoin: Because poor life decisions can stack infinitely.

big dog

The Pentagon Wants Its Creepy Robot Horse To Be Silent And Bulletproof

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The Big Dog robot is absolutely terrifying already. And now the government wants to bulletproof the thing!

COOL

Right In The Feels: Batman And Captain America Rescued A Cat From A Burning Building

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An electrical fire in a house in Milton, West Virginia, was a little less tragic this week when Batman and Captain America rescued a cat.

Advertising

Facebook Wants $2.5 Million For A 15-Second Video Ad

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Facebook is planning to make $2.5 million a pop making you wait to talk to your friends.

failure

The FBI's Crappy Databases Might Be Screwing You Out Of A Job

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The FBI's criminal database turns out to be roughly as accurate as flipping a coin. And employers consulted it nearly 17 million times last year.

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Of Course The Oculus Rift Has A Porn Game

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'Custom Maid 3D' has added Oculus Rift support, meaning we finally have VR porn. Hooray?

BAD IDEAS

Britain Will Attempt To Control Internet Porn

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Britain is going to try its hand at some Internet censorship! You know, like that sterling democracy Iran. Have fun, guys!

BAD IDEAS

'Above The Game': Is Kickstarter Right Not To Remove It?

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Above The Game is loathsome and quite possibly illegal. Unfortunately, there's little Kickstarter can do about it.

cult classics

Want To Write A ‘Dark Crystal’ Prequel? The Jim Henson Company Is Hiring.

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Of course, there are a few strings attached. But hey, you could write a prequel! That's never ended badly!

i see this ending in fire

Facebook Investors Apparently Have No Idea How Facebook Works

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Yeah, there's no way that Facebook being owned by people who can't figure out Facebook will end badly. At all.

BAD IDEAS

Comcast Is Turning Customer Routers Into Public WiFi Spots

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You've got no problem with random Comcast subscribers using your router, right?

BAD IDEAS

BeautifulPeople.com Launches Hilariously Discriminatory Jobs Site

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A website where shallow people can meet equally shallow employers? We're sure that's a great idea, BeautifulPeople.com. Just perfect.

#COSPLAY

Electrified Wolverine Claws Will Almost Certainly Not End Badly

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These electrified Wolverine claws are probably not something you should try at home. As in ever.


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