paris hilton

Hey, Everybody! Watch This Monkey Jerk Off In Front Of Paris Hilton!

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Paris Hilton is currently in Bali, where she has become quite taken with the monkey population there.

MONKEYS

Watch This Hero Monkey Save Another Monkey’s Life

A hero monkey saved his electrocuted friend and we set it to "Hero" by Mariah Carey. Obviously.

#Selfies

This Woman Learned Why You Shouldn’t Take A Selfie With A Monkey

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Monkeys are selfie-hating jerks. Hilarious selfie-hating jerks.

#Viral Videos

Watch A Wild Baboon Interrupt A Golf Tournament, Scaring Luke Donald Half To Death

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We have some questions for the baboon who interrupted a golf tournament this morning.

one direction

PETA Is Taking One Direction To Task Over Using A Monkey In The ‘Steal My Girl’ Video

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One Direction refused to remove scenes that featured a monkey from a new music video, so PETA unleashed its wrath in a one-page ad.

#Selfies

The U.S. Copyright Office Has Ruled That Photos Taken By Animals Cannot Be Copyrighted

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The U.S. Copyright Office has changed its rules on copyright regarding works created by animals, plants, and other supernatural beings.

#FLORIDA

‘Outbreak’ In Real Life: Monkeys Full Of Deadly Herpes Invade Florida

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Rhesus monkeys have a growing population in Florida. And most have monkey herpes, which can kill you. So basically 'Outbreak' is coming true.

RICHARD SHEPARD

Okay, that’s a pretty cool movie poster.

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If the idea of Jude Law playing a Cockney safecracker in Dom Hemingway alone isn't enough to grab you, how about this poster (courtesy of Vulture) of him posing in front of a giant Jill Greenberg monkey portrait.

TOMMY LASORDA

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Ed’

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As I’ve stated several times before, one of the goals of this quest to watch 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days is to watch older movies that I’ve never watched before, either because I avoided them like the plague or because I just never got around to them.

#Animals

Justin Bieber's Monkey Finally Has A New Home

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The German government found Justin Bieber's pet monkey, Mally, a home at the Serengeti Park in Hodenhagen after the pop star failed to ever claim him.

MONKEYS

Let's All Laugh At This Cop That Got Attacked By An Adorable Monkey

When Monkeys Attack Cops, coming this fall to Fox.

#Animals

Monkey Steals Pen From Police Officer

This monkey is so upset about his owner receiving a traffic ticket that he comes out of nowhere to steal the police officer's pen.

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Here’s Video Of A Little Monkey Buying Juice From A Vending Machine And Returning The Change

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In a video that is sure to be an Internet favorite, a little monkey buys juice from a vending machine and even returns the change to its human friend.

#Animals

Monkey Buys Himself a Drink

A clever monkey purchases some grape juice from a vending machine, and he even remembers to bring back change for his owner.

#Animals

Tightrope-Walking Gibbon

Siam the Lar Gibbon crosses the suspension bridge at Monkeyland  in his own impressive way.

ZOOS

Video: A Bear And Monkey Bicycle Race Ended Terribly In Shanghai

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You know how people often complain about PETA because its members seemingly spend more time putting naked Brooke Hogan in a cage, trying to convince sports teams to change their names, or chastising Chris Christie for killing a spider, when there are significantly more horrible things happening to animals around the world.

ZOOS

Because It’s Friday: MONKEY FIGHT!!!

As much of a fan of crazy zoo videos as I am – specifically those that involve literal hippopotamus sh*t storms – I often wonder just how stupid the average zoo-goer is.


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