We’ve seen some weird stuff from TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” before — the woman who wrote a letter to her blow dryer addiction comes to mind — but nothing can adequately prepare you for Adele, the woman who eats the stuffing from couch cushions. I mean, HOLY CRAP. It’s not food! It’s like eating styrofoam peanuts, only somehow grosser. Adele says:
On a daily basis, I probably eat an 8.5 by 11 piece of cushion. I just take little bite-size pieces and snack on it all day. Sometimes I’ll just go on a binge where I just keep going — 20, 25 minutes straight of eating cushion.
I love couch cushion. The way it sits in my mouth, it’s soft and it’s a good taste. The darker cushion, the yellow cushion that tastes better — it just has a stronger flavor.
That’s right, she not only eats couch cushions; she’s a CONNOISSEUR of which couch cushions taste the best. Steel yourself for the video below:
I believe that warrants an appearance from OMG Cat.
And yes, there’s more:
