Tonight’s listings come with a big bummer: rapper Heavy D has passed away at the age of 44. Now that we’ve found out this terrible news, what are we gonna dooooo… with iiiiiiit?
Glee (Fox) — Kurt and Blaine have virgin gay sex with each other, and of course the Parents Television Council has its temple garments in a bunch over a TV show portraying something that happens.
Roll Tide/War Eagle (ESPN) — A new documentary about the rivalry between Alabama and Auburn, the last two NCAA football champions. It’s probably the only thing that makes the state of Alabama noteworthy on a national level.
90210 (CW) — Vinny Guadagnino from “Jersey Shore” guest stars in an episode where the kids go to Las Vegas. Because that’s what high school kids do: go someplace where a 21+ age limit is strictly enforced everywhere you go.
Frontline (PBS) — Meredith Blake goes inside the opposition movement in Syria. Darren Rovell wants to know why they aren’t leading with Kim Kardashian’s divorce.
Sons of Anarchy (FX) — There’s a lot of positive buzz about this week’s episode, as Clay scrambles to get renege on the hit he put out on Tara — except the cartel is all, “Sorry, no takebacks.”