Madonna opened for Amy. Msg @Madonna pic.twitter.com/qcfNAH4TOm
— Joe (@jgra555) October 19, 2016
(Warning: graphic language in the above clip!)
Every since Amy Schumer opened for Madonna when she kicked off her “Rebel Heart” tour at Madison Square Garden last September, the two women have apparently become friends. So when Schumer returned to the NYC venue Tuesday night, the Queen of Pop returned the favor. Before the comedienne came out to read an open letter to the Trump supporters who walked out of her Tampa show earlier this week, Madonna did a little stand up set of her own.
While we don’t know whether or not Madonna’s stand up career is going to take off anytime soon, she may have a bright future as a campaign worker for Hillary Clinton, if what she said just before introducing Schumer is true.
Her offer, presented in its entirety:
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.
Well then! This is not the first time this election cycle Madonna has made her affiliation for Clinton known, as she previously posed for a topless selfie to support the Democratic candidate. Cold calling ain’t gonna beat that.
(Via NY Daily News)