Here’s A Behind-The-Scenes Look At The NFL Dildo Launch That Captivated A Nation

The Dildo in Buffalo is now immortal, but when it first landed on the field with a rubbery thump, we all thought it was just a simple piece of garbage instead of a sex toy with loads of subtext. What did this dildo mean? The answer — something different to everybody.

First and foremost, you can see the moment the dildo flew onto New Era Field up above. It soared roughly ten rows and made its way onto the turf in what must’ve been an impressive 30-40 yard dildo throw. Ironically, it stopped short of the end zone, which was appropriate for Buffalo, but this act of fandom/terrorism could’ve simply been in celebration of Rob Gronkowski’s 69th career touchdown. Or, perhaps, it was a protest of Roger Goodell’s handling of Deflategate.

Scholars will study this moment for years to come, but for now, the hot takes are being kicked around on social media like the dildo itself.

https://twitter.com/MarkFujii/status/792816722281496576

https://twitter.com/AmyLAwriter/status/792813892745383937

Maybe the NFL can change for the better thanks to the dildo:

https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/792823717147529217

There’s even educational fallout from the dildo:

Thankfully, Twitter dildo detectives were able to figure out the true meaning of the dildo:

https://twitter.com/BuzzB32/status/792813757533712386

https://twitter.com/BuzzB32/status/792814002032218112

One thing is for certain — this dildo moment will never be forgotten. Cue the NFL Films dildo music.

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/792816617864429568