Dildo launch from @hub_nation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
The Dildo in Buffalo is now immortal, but when it first landed on the field with a rubbery thump, we all thought it was just a simple piece of garbage instead of a sex toy with loads of subtext. What did this dildo mean? The answer — something different to everybody.
First and foremost, you can see the moment the dildo flew onto New Era Field up above. It soared roughly ten rows and made its way onto the turf in what must’ve been an impressive 30-40 yard dildo throw. Ironically, it stopped short of the end zone, which was appropriate for Buffalo, but this act of fandom/terrorism could’ve simply been in celebration of Rob Gronkowski’s 69th career touchdown. Or, perhaps, it was a protest of Roger Goodell’s handling of Deflategate.
Scholars will study this moment for years to come, but for now, the hot takes are being kicked around on social media like the dildo itself.
— matt ufford (@mattufford) October 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/MarkFujii/status/792816722281496576
https://twitter.com/AmyLAwriter/status/792813892745383937
I can't believe someone threw a Tony Romo doll on to the field during the Bills game pic.twitter.com/1v8WzEmZ2A
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 30, 2016
*fan throws dildo onto the field during the Bills game*
*fan starts at QB for the Jets next week* pic.twitter.com/ZytRvcKtKC— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 30, 2016
Maybe the NFL can change for the better thanks to the dildo:
https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/792823717147529217
There’s even educational fallout from the dildo:
LOL this reminds me that you still need like a doctor's note and a signed form at site of sale to buy a dildo in Alabama
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 30, 2016
Thankfully, Twitter dildo detectives were able to figure out the true meaning of the dildo:
https://twitter.com/BuzzB32/status/792813757533712386
https://twitter.com/BuzzB32/status/792814002032218112
One thing is for certain — this dildo moment will never be forgotten. Cue the NFL Films dildo music.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/792816617864429568