(Takes deep breath)
Okay, we all can agree that Chris Brown is a fetid, rotting trash can, right? Okay good.
So last night, before going to sleep, I saw the following tweets from Frank Ocean in my Twitter feed…
Foolishly, I presumed Ocean was joking around. I mean, noted menace to society Chris Brown surely isn’t that big of a dick that he’d jump Frank Ocean with his posse, right? It had to be some sort of inside or running joke that I, at the time, didn’t have the energy to investigate further. So I went to sleep.
But then I woke up this morning and discovered it was true! Chris Brown and some of his boys did attack Frank Ocean in the parking lot of a recording studio over a parking spot.
Here’s what TMZ reported last night…
We’re told Chris went to shake Frank’s hand … and that’s when one of Frank’s people attacked Chris. Sources connected with Chris say one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend.
Sources connected with Chris say Frank then came at Chris … Chris pushed him away and they started brawling.
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Cops say they will continue to investigate and want to speak with Chris Brown. They refer to Ocean as “the victim” because he’s the one who stuck around and spoke with police. Ocean said the fight started over a parking space (how L.A.) and Brown punched him. There were 6 people involved in the fight.
Has a man ever needed his ass kicked more than Chris Brown needs his ass kicked? I think not.
Regardless, this is how I imagine it all went down…
