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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Houston Astros Chatroom! |
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GeneralMills: so hey guys, i figure we ought to have a team meetin, talk about how we been playin |
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GeneralMills: you know, just odds an ends stuff |
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FigueroaSpeech: why don’t we ask Brandon Lyon, he’s “odd” and he’s at the “end” of his career |
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GeneralMills: now hey now i know you’re just jokin round but we oughta
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GeneralMills: hey where is brandon |
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JRR_Towleskien: Oh, he’ll be back. He just had to run to the supermarket. |
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JeffVersusTheFulchino: the what |
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DrHallBillsSingAlongBlog: the what |
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Aneurysm: the what |
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FigueroaSpeech: the what |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: the what |
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JRR_Towleskien: The, uh, the supermarket. What’s the big deal? |
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FigueroaSpeech: hahaha you’re seriously the first person i’ve ever heard say “supermarket” in real life |
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JRR_Towleskien: That’s what it’s called! |
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DrHallBillsSingAlongBlog: no, it’s called a “grocery store” |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: Or “the store,” that would be fine |
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JeffVersusTheFulchino: like, people who say “I’m going to the grocery” are really weird, but not nearly as weird as you |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: Yeah, I mean, I’ve heard “I’m going to the supermarket” before, but it seems like something probably said on PBS in the 1980s |
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FigueroaSpeech: right. sort of how people all used to say “smorgasbord” in the 1980s and now NOBODY says “smorgasbord” for any reason |
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JRR_Towleskien: I say smorgasbord! |
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FigueroaSpeech: looooool check out this motherf**k |
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FigueroaSpeech: “hang on guys, i have to go buy a smorgasbord at the supermarket” |
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JRR_Towleskien: That isn’t how smorgasbords work |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: seriously dude what is wrong with you, what makes you such a weirdo moron |
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JRR_Towleskien: It’s not weird to call a grocery store a supermarket! “Supermarket” is one of the least weird things you could call a grocery store! |
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Aneurysm: there are like… 32 things you could call a grocery store that would be less weird than “supermarket” |
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JRR_Towleskien: Like what? |
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Aneurysm: /glares |
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Aneurysm: /deep breath |
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Aneurysm: “grocery store”
“grocery”
“the grocery”
“the grocer”
“the greengrocer”
Any store brand that’s used generically, like using “Kroger” to refer to every grocery store
“the swell folks at the grocery store”
“the swell folks at the grocery”
“God’s lunchbox”
“the Kentuckiana area’s #1 grocery destination”
“the Kentuckiana area’s #4 grocery destination”
“Fort Food”
“the market”
“market”
“the mart”
“mart”
“Father”
ummmmm
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JeffVersusTheFulchino: wait, I can come up with some, uh, ok |
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JeffVersusTheFulchino: “bed”
“Koala Yummies purveyor”
“my husband’s pantry”
“the place that keeps calling me and asking me to pick up my three-year-old”
“Bugles brand snack distribution hub”
any preposition, such as “without” or “since”
ok i’m stuck
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JRR_Towleskien: Ha! See? That’s only 23. |
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DrHallBillsSingAlongBlog: “marketplace”
“the marketplace”
wordless shrieking
“Utah dance floor”
“The library, only for keeps and with food”
“flavor central”
“ground zero for quality foods at reasonable prices”
“the freshness singularity”
“the giant rectangular butt that poops out grocery carts”
“Josh”
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JRR_Towleskien: DAWWWWW |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: lol seriously, any time you say “supermarket” i think you’re a commercial |
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i_crapped_my_hunterpence: you say that and i just sit here and try to opt for the shorter version of you so hulu will play the 23-second simpsons clip i was trying to watch |
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GeneralMills: welp okay, good meetin you guys |
