Think of this video as your official UPROXX World Cup preview. During a German fifth division match between Viktoria Kahl and Alemannia Haibach on Saturday, a minor skirmish produced a truly groundbreaking flop from a hefty man on Alemannia’s sideline.
After receiving a gentle tap to the shoulder/neck area, the grown man immediately begins pantomiming a sad suffocation routine before falling victim to a phantom heart attack and crumpling to the ground in a comically pathetic heap. The Dwyane Wade-esque collapse might go down as the greatest soccer dive of all time.
Your move, World Cup participants.
