Inspired by their character’s inability to not constantly be on vacation, Modern Family stars Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet recently visited Kansas State, where Stonestreet went to school. In the afternoon, they did what they were to do — give some speeches, or something — but at night, after bar-hopping, the fictional husbands stopped by Stonestreet’s old frat house, where they ran into a man and his lady friend doing, according to Ferguson during last night’s Conan, “naughty, naughty things.”
If any gay sitcom characters were going to interrupt my “naughty, naughty” time, I hope it’s Captain Holt and Kevin Cozner from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, though Cam and Mitchell would work, too, assuming they can go more than 30 seconds without fighting. Half a minute is all I need, baby.