Toothpaste on Oreos. WHAT?!
You’re dead to me, Sage Steele. Do you hear me? Dead. This isn’t just mean, this is criminal. As Greg Howard of Deadspin notes, you should be in jail. And not like a white collar resort prison. No. A federal pound me in the ass prison.
You just don’t do this to your kids.
This has long-term effects, ma’am. This isn’t some joke they forget tomorrow. This sticks with them for years. They’re likely headed to therapy all because you wanted likes on your Instagram page. Are you happy, Sage? Are you happy that you ruined your kids’ lives?
Sure, it’s April, and votes are still coming in for World’s Worst Mom. For now, let’s just slot you at the top of the list.
[Deadspin]
