A very leggy Aubrey Plaza showed up on Conan tonight and talked a bit about what she’s been up to following the end of Parks & Rec. If giving her co-stars vials of her own blood wasn’t an indication, Plaza is always up to something peculiar.
It’s not a laundry list of weird things, but it’s pretty close. She’s been singing a lot of murder songs, giving herself hickeys on her arms, and investigating the mysterious bites on her body that may be the result of some evil manifesting inside of her. Some people just go to the store on their off hours.
The best part is when she just starts rubbing one of the bites on her inner thigh and it turns into some sort of play on David Cronenberg’s Crash, with Conan and Andy getting a bit too hot over the entire thing. Last thing we need is for one of them to get blood drunk and tear their clothes off on television like a bunch of freaks.
(Via Conan)
