Donald Trump did not have the Iowa caucus experience he hoped to enjoy on Monday evening. The generally dominant GOP candidate lost to Ted Cruz, and Trump can’t even blame a coin toss for his unexpected outcome. Even worse than losing to Cruz (which was a 28% to 24% matchup), Trump found out there’s another serious contender in this GOP race. Marco Rubio busted into third place with 23%. While this isn’t exactly a predictor of how the race will continue, it should take up Trump’s gold-plated little world.
In response, Trump gave a relatively “humble” speech that surprised folks. Trump is all about “winning” and not “losing,” but he rehearsed for the worst possible outcome. Now, Trump didn’t score as well as Bernie Sanders with his “virtual tie” speech, which was bolstered by a genuine smile. Sanders will win some votes from this speech because — even though he didn’t lose (a coin toss provided only a symbolic win for Hillary Clinton) — he handled the democratic tie with grace. Whereas Trump followed a script because he wants to come back in New Hampshire next week. He’ll have to work hard to overcome the immediate media response.
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DEAD CLOWN WALKING: https://t.co/WwqZSN0nBn pic.twitter.com/ZpoZ1Wvpzj— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) February 2, 2016
Following Cruz’s victory over Trump, it’s a fantastic time to remember Trump’s thoughts on second place finishes. He’s tweeted this Walter Hagen quote — “no one remembers who came in second” — a few times.
“No one remembers who came in second.” – Walter Hagen
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 30, 2013
“No one remembers who came in second.” – Walter Hagen
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 17, 2014
Even more hilarious are all the times Trump’s tweeted about “losers.” Other than “disgusting” and “bimbo,” Trump’s favorite disparaging label is either “losers” or “losers and haters.” To mark this historic Trump loss, let’s revisit an awe-inspiring collection of tweets where he’s called someone else a loser.
The Huffington Post is such a loser–it will die just as AOL is dying, What a stupid deal AOL made to buy it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2012
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2014
While Jon Stewart is a joke, not very bright and totally overrated, some losers and haters will miss him and his dumb clown humor. Too bad!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2015
Ted Cruz is totally unelectable, if he even gets to run (born in Canada). Will loose big to Hillary. Polls show I beat Hillary easily! WIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2016
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 24, 2015
I wonder if I run for PRESIDENT, will the haters and losers vote for me knowing that I will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? I say they will!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 26, 2014
All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2015
To EVERYONE, including all haters and losers, HAPPY NEW YEAR. Work hard, be smart and always remember, WINNING TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 31, 2014
"@utkarsh_chheda: @realDonaldTrump @Elgianne damn.. a lot of haters follow u…." Haters and losers!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2015
“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2013
"@rodmonium91: @realDonaldTrump Will the Mavs make the playoffs, what do u think Mr Trump?" No, Mark Cuban is a loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 5, 2013
My @GMA interview discussing my decision to sue Sheena Monnin and how she is a disgruntled loser http://t.co/YlpS30bg @RealMissPAUSA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2012
Lightweight reporter Alex Pareene @pareene is known as a total joke in political circles. Hence, he writes for Loser Salon. @Salon
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2012
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2014
Losers such as George Will and @Rosie use me to get publicity for themselves. They are strictly third rate.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 29, 2012
I feel sorry for Rosie 's new partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011
.@Cher attacked @MittRomney. She is an average talent who is out of touch with reality. Like @Rosie O'Donnell, a total loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 10, 2012