Sooooooo… Sean Miller is kinda sweaty. pic.twitter.com/D6aEdsnjFR
— CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀 (@CBSSportsCBB) March 18, 2016
The late slate of Thursday night NCAA Tournament games may be the best group of four games that we’ll watch this weekend. Arguably the most highly-anticipated game was the matchup between Arizona and Wichita State, two legitimately really good teams that are prime candidates to make it to the Tournament’s second weekend as lower seeds.
Arizona is coached by Sean Miller, who is a really good basketball coach and is also a person who sweats way more than most people. As you can see in the picture above, Miller gets saturated during games, partly because he’s a really intense and animated coach. The dude straight up looks like he just got out of a pool, which isn’t a bad thing at all because he’s just quite passionate.
Still, that picture dropped and the internet pounced, making a bunch of silly jokes about the Wildcats’ coach and his overactive sweat glands.
https://twitter.com/JasonKirkSBN/status/710652982996566017
https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/710652269981802496
The sweat gives him power pic.twitter.com/FKNzK6Qivj
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) March 18, 2016
— Becks (@BecksWelker) March 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/710654162661482496
One Twitter user decided to make a joke that made all of us a little sad, as he used Miller to bring up papaw, the grandfather who has made rounds on the web today after the heartbreaking picture that his granddaughter tweeted out.
when you realize you forgot to go to Papaw's for burgers pic.twitter.com/S88Ef02C1Q
— R.O.C. (@hardROClife) March 18, 2016
Unsurprisingly, there were a few water park jokes…
https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/710656001431572481Ok
@SBNation pic.twitter.com/WMULq3UuuV
— nick (@nick_pants) March 18, 2016
…while another compared Miller’s sweating to the plight of people who take the subway in New York City in the summer. As someone who has taken the New York subway in the summer before, I can vouch that this is accurate.
https://twitter.com/DanRubenstein/status/710656647522344960
According to USA Today, Miller makes about $3.5 million a year. With all that cash, you’d think that he would spend some extra money on an undershirt or two. Or at least a towel. (Maybe the NCAA even provides them.)