If you haven’t seen Too Many Cooks, Adult Swim’s viral sensation that hit the airwaves in the middle of the night last October, then please spend the next 11 minutes of your life getting familiar. What starts off as a simple parody video satirizing the cheesy opening-credit montages of 90s sitcoms quickly transforms into something far more sinister and disturbing, i.e. a deconstructionist piece of avante garde film-making with deep philosophical questions about our culture of insatiable entertainment consumption.
Or not. It might just be gibberish. Whatever it is, you’ll never be the same afterward. God-speed, and we’ll see you on the other side.
Now that you’ve gotten that out of the way, you can enjoy Bleacher Report’s NBA Draft Version of Too Many Cooks, featuring most of this year’s big name prospects, such as Jahlil Okafor as a boxer, Justise Winslow as a policeman, Willie Cauley-Stein as “Dr. Trill,” Frank Kaminsky as Captain America, and Karl-Anthony Towns as “The Ball.”