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We’ve all been there. We’ve all wondered what it’d feel like to fly through the air like Vince Carter and take out all our pent up frustration on the rim. Some of us have even tried this trick out, to varying degrees of success. But we’re here to make a simple plea to those of you watching out there: don’t do it. It’s not worth it. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you.
And even if you do somehow miraculously survive a similarly mortifying fall, your quality of life won’t be the same. And by that we mean that you’ll have to live out the rest of your days with the shameful video evidence of your idiocy plastered all over the internet for the world to see. And don’t look to your so-called friends for help. They’ll be too busy LOLing hysterically and furiously sharing it with every person they’ve ever met. And they will never – I repeat, never – ever let you live it down, for as long as you live.
So do the right thing. Be the sensible one who wisely removes the rickety metal chair from the middle of the court before someone really gets hurt. If you can’t dunk of your own volition, then maybe it just wasn’t in the cards for you. It’s time to come to grips with that. No need to compound your misery by becoming a quadriplegic. Go forth, and Godspeed.
