Legendary NBA coach Don Nelson has mostly stayed out of the spotlight since his retirement from basketball. By his own accounts, he leads a pretty quiet life these days on his farm in Maui where he grows weed and hangs out with Woody Harrelson and Willie Nelson. No, really. That’s what he does.
But Nellie was coaxed out of his hermitage so he could attend the annual Naismith Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Springfield on Friday night, where he would help honor one of his former players, Steve Nash, who joins the ranks of fellow inductees Jason Kidd, Grant Hill, and many others for their enshrinement.
So it came as a little bit of a shock when he showed up looking, to put it mildly, nearly unrecognizable to the man we remember stalking the sidelines for the Mavs and Warriors during his day.
Don Nelson has been hanging out with Owen Wilson so long that he turned in to Sting. pic.twitter.com/14UtfTTlSy
— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) September 7, 2018
Needless to say, Twitter had jokes. Many of them were just a slight variation on the theme of Nellie looking more like a mafia don than a retired NBA coach, but there were a handful of other quality gags sprinkled in as well. We’ve compiled our personal favorites below, starting with another of his former players, Dirk Nowitzki, to help kick us off. Please enjoy. Otherwise, you might wake up next to a severed horse head.
He looks like a bad guy from the movie Taken!!! https://t.co/SLZVTzDHcR
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) September 7, 2018
Don Nelson about to fight John Wick to the death pic.twitter.com/0eBbxHmeTf
— Justin Rowan (@Cavsanada) September 7, 2018
Don Nelson retired and became George Carlin pic.twitter.com/iEblitvSiH
— Alex B. (@KnicksCentral) September 8, 2018
Barely recognized him RT @CuffsTheLegend: Don Nelson signed with Death Row Records https://t.co/7VGl53orx7
— Free Palestine ✊🏼 (@Gym2Lift) September 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/JoeyDevine/status/1038181966707798017
Don Nelson went from coaching Golden State during the RUN TMC era to owning his own indie Hip-Hop record label#NBA pic.twitter.com/E2HNuJRWN4
— IBES (@IBES16) September 7, 2018
I need to move to Hawaii, Don Nelson looks like a cross between Pat Riley and Harvey Keitel. Also, Steve Nash pic.twitter.com/SNgtpyLqQR
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 7, 2018
Don Nelson trying to be next Bond villain 😂😂😂 https://t.co/RaVji06HCp
— Mike (@onemikexx) September 7, 2018
#staythirstymyfriends #hof 😂😂incredibly cool don nelson pic.twitter.com/ze2alHYiBG
— Dimitris Ioannou (@gavrojim007) September 7, 2018
don nelson as john travolta as john gotti pic.twitter.com/0Vj1YF8xVb
— trey (@TreyfromNY) September 7, 2018
Don Nelson has taken his final form as the guy from Hardcore Pawn. https://t.co/nEPQeIDixT
— Brád (B.A.) (@flibbradigibbet) September 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/KCar113/status/1038218932363120641