We have Comedy Central to thank for this week’s prize, Stark Raving Black, now
It was hard to choose a winner and I went back and forth a few times, but I figure you can’t beat the quiet simplicity of ZeroCharisma in the Michael Jai White Teaches How to Throw an Unblockable Punch thread.
ZeroCharisma says: (*office is now littered with unconscious managers*)
Well done, Zero, be sure to send me your address. Runners up after the jump. For next week, keep up the good commenting to win the Predator: Ultimate Hunter Edition. As always, nominate for next week by copy and pasting in the comment section below.
From last week’s Box Office Round Up:
Stinky Peet: Rampage Jackson wants to know, “Why we in a film that tanked?!”
Chareth Cutestory says: “Yo, girl, I got a windmill you can tilt at.”
ChinoMoreno says: I wish he would have crashed into one of Bob Ross’ happy little trees.
Donkey Hodey says: My chocolate cake brings Nic Cage to the yard and he’s like “this acting is hard” damn right, hamming it up like a tard.
Jacktion! says: Tom Cruise has a painting that ages instead of him.
That painting is called Cameron Diaz.
Monsoon says: So wait, this isn’t a reboot of Inch High Private Eye? Damn. Now I’m not interested either.
Morton Salt: I was in a writing course where we asked to write a piece that was “provocactive -EDGY!”. I wrote an haiku where the middle line was:
Lap up the c*nt blood, Jesus
I’m sure you can guess the first and third lines. Anyhow, I got a B-.
fubar says: Christopher Walken: I hid this uncomfortable hunk of fraggle up my ass for 2 years. Now it’s yours, son.
From Unstoppable Punch:
Michael Jai: What up dawg, you wanna learn the unstoppable punch?
Kimbo Slice: Bitch, I already know how to make Kool-aid.
Deux Deux Deux says: Emilio Estevez’s porn name is Charlie Sheen.