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Ha, Mexican dog hates thee snow, ése. I feel like this could be a Cheech & Chong song. About how Mexican chihuahuas, don’t like walking on snow, but they have to, so they do it… on their front legs. |ohhaveyouseenthis|
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This video is so much more awesome if you imagine George Lopez as the dog’s voice. He’d say something like, “Oye, I’m gonna freeze my chimichanga off out here.” Then America would laugh and accept him.
*picks head up off table*
Huh? oh. Blackjack!
*Tips Vinny a $5 chip*
It has nothing to do with snow. Mexican dog’s claws are sharper on his front paws, so he has to put more weight on them to properly aerate the lawn.
Jesus…even their dogs have hydraulics.
Roxxxy’s a great invention at all, but the guy that invented Barbarrra, her nagging Jewish mother, is a real dick.
*pours a little from a 40 for David Foster Wallace*
*realize that I’m still inside, question breakfast choice, shake head*